Fret fret fret
Oh my jeez, the longer I worked on this page, the more I wanted to smack Sarah. She is demonstrating the prevailing attitude towards aterpsions, though; that they can barely do anything for themselves because of their lack of psychic ability. While Lance may not be able to open all the doors he comes across, he does pretty well for himself, and doesn't buy into all that crap like so many others.
In other news, Lance's uncle, Michael, has the biggest ears ever.