Breakfast

You know Sashka has no intention of taking that bowl, or even of eating that apple. He's a role model. nods wisely

His colon must be

His colon must be angry.

You see...

Being nice to your colon doesn't get you any place. Why you gonna eat all kinds of things you don't want to, just to make your guts shut up? You just want to shoe them who's boss.

Fuck you, guts. All you get is coffee, whiskey and burritos.

Oh my...

Taking your shoe to them might be a little harsh, though.

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